I just watched "Survival Island." I found myself laughing out loud often. Unfortunately, I don't think the 2006 offering from Showtime was ever meant as a comedy. Granted, no one actually expects much in the way of "plot" or "dialog" in a late-night made-for-tv romance-thriller. The only reason anyone watches such shlock with any intent, is to see a glimpse of boobies. That's right: boobies.
Unfortunately, "Survival Island"also disappoints on this front, too. There is one single moment. This isn't a spoiler...this is my favor to you, saving you 1 hour and 35 of your perfectly good minutes.
So here it is, the one, the only truly fantastic, pause the remote moment in the film.
You're welcome.
PS--If you insist on watching Survival Island (don't say that you weren't warned), gather up your friends and all the liquor in your house. Then play a drinking game where you drink every time there's a continuity error. And there are plenty.
Unfortunately, "Survival Island"also disappoints on this front, too. There is one single moment. This isn't a spoiler...this is my favor to you, saving you 1 hour and 35 of your perfectly good minutes.
So here it is, the one, the only truly fantastic, pause the remote moment in the film.
You're welcome.
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| Kelly Brook in Survival Island (2006) |
PS--If you insist on watching Survival Island (don't say that you weren't warned), gather up your friends and all the liquor in your house. Then play a drinking game where you drink every time there's a continuity error. And there are plenty.
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