Bound To Be Taken

Love this photo: the red couch, the black dress and stockings, the pale white skin. The color design alone is artistically excellent. Even better: the perfect focus on three things: the bound hands, the wedding ring, the exposed pussy lips. This picture implies a story. What lead up to this moment, and what is about to happen next. 

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Freaks and Geeks

Who doesn't love a little dress up play? We'll admit, we're pretty nerdy and have a passion for all things of imagination and history. If you dig back in the archives, you'll find some great dress up shot sure to be popular with the nerd herd. We had a trekkie flasher, a woman in medieval armor, and now this...we're not really even sure what her costume is. Pirate wench? 16th Century French peasant? Scottish lass? Gypsy? I'm not really sure how to categorize it, other than she's suer cute, dressed up for some roleplay, and it looks like it's about to get even more fun.

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A NW Scene

Hanging out on the beach. A large driftwood tree. Her, naked. A perfect opportunity for a photo. We'd call this a perfect Pacific Northwest scene.

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Marge Monday: Spicing up the Snuggles

Homer and Marge have always enjoyed healthy "snuggles," but after three kids and so many years of marriage, sometimes they need a little spice. Marge brings home a game for them to try. 

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Workout dare

There was no one in the workout room, and she joked that she should just do her workout in the nude. He agreed, and the dare was on.

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Yoga at home

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Monkey Around

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Camp Cook

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Road Trip Game

My girlfriend's car is an automatic, but she used to drive a stick. Sometimes she says, she reaches for the shifter by instinct, or puts her foot down at a stop, as if she had a clutch. Sometimes we play a game, where she uses my erect body as her stick shift. Pretending to change gears as she drives. It's a great way to pass a long road trip.

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Summer Island

Sweet memories of the lake she'd go to every summer. Back then there weren't many cabins on the lake. It was such a large lake that she could take the motor boat out and find a secluded spot. She had one island she loved to go to with a rock outcropping. There she could stretch out her beach towel and sun. She'd glance around and then strip off her bikini top. It wasn't long before she'd help herself relax, reaching down to feel herself. Sometimes she'd even be wet, already anticipating her afternoon ritual. Sometimes she'd go slowly and tease herself, and sometimes she'd go for a quick

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After a Trip to Home Depot

She already owned the heels and stockings. The sleeping mask she'd gotten on a plane trip. The two wooden dowels, and a few metal links they picked up at Home Depot.Cost of mask: freeCost of hardware: $3.67Having your wife bound and ready for BDSM: PricelessTake it from this couple, it doesn't take much more than imagination to have a hot sex life.

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Gondola ride

If you've never gotten naked on a gondola, you are missing out on life. Seriously, try it.

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Marge Monday: Late Night

Sometimes after the kids have gone to bed Marge watches late night TV. Nude.

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Collecting Rocks

She didn't have a way to hold all the rocks in her hands, so she used her bikini top.

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Girlfriend with Amazing Breasts

When I saw these photos, the first thing I thought was: wow, she has the most amazing boobs. I was so jealous. Then I thought about a story my old friend Jason once told me. Many year ago, when Jason and Christine were dating, Jason remembers one afternoon when one of Chirstine's friends was over. Some arty guy she'd met in college. He was always packing a big art pad and portfolio of his sketches. He was showing her some work from a life drawing class, and she was really fascinated by them. She said she had never done anything like that before and her friend suggested she pose. And so s

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Nettie and Another

Very sexy shot of Nettie and another woman.

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Youth is not always wasted on the young

I recall being a teenager and the first times we were able to drive off, and have some fun.

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A scene from Napoleon Dynamite

If you know the scene, extra points.

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Butt Floss

This is what they refer to as floss.

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Second Act

He found her in her room, looking at porn on her laptop and masturbating. She was so embarrassed that she stopped and looked like she was about to cry. He had been so turned on seeing her in action that it never ocurred to him that she would be caught off guard.  "Don't cry," he said, and pulled her legs toward the end of the bed. He knelt in front of her and gently lowered his face to her still wet and aroused folds. As he began to lick, she soon relaxed. She'd been so close to orgasm, her nerves were already tingling. She was so close and his mouth was so warm. She exhaled deeply and l

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Hotel Bed

What is it about hotel rooms that make you so turned on?

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After the Taliban

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Natural Nettie

Another beautiful photo of Nettie Harris. Brilliant.

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Porn as pubic trendsetter? As indicator? Is bush making a comeback?

In April, 2011, the cover of Penthouse Magazine declared that "Bush is Back." The 23-year-old porn sensation Lexi Belle graced the cover. Lexi Belle and Sasha Grey, perhaps two of the biggest porn starlets today, may be early trendsetters. Although they are bona fide porn stars who perform in mainstream pornos, they don't have inflated silicone breasts, an array of tacky tattoos, and, perhaps most shocking to mainstream suburban America--they sometimes appear with pubic hair. Not just a little Hitler mustache on their mons pubis, but a full triangle of curls. Could mainstream porn b

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Filled Up

Dripping from her...

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Wet, so wet

So wonderfully wet.

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Prisoner

Prisoner of war, or prisoner of love? All's fair in love and war, either way.

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Backyard camping

If you can't go camping, backyard camping is the next best thing. Sometimes just as fun. 

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Marge Monday: Working at Knockers

Remember this episode: The Simpson's are in such a pinch for money that Marge has to take a job at the local Knockers?I don't, but if there is such an episode, please let me know. What an awesome image.

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Seeing Double

A funny double-exposed negative. Although my eye goes to many places in this image to make sense of it, my eye returns again and again to one spot. Yours, too?

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Baja B-day

Allie had her b-day in Baja. To celebrate, she swam in the ocean.

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Leave your Boots on

When hiking leads to other things...

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Abundantly Sexy

She is extra of everything. Everything sexy.

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In the Bathhouse

How do you flash someone when you're already naked?

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Beach Show

She had packed her little gold vibrator to the local nude beach. After soaking in the sun for awhile and getting turned on by all the naked men walking by and checking her out, she pulled out the vibe.At first, no one seemed to notice, but once someone stopped to watch, then someone else stopped, and once there was a group of three watchers, it became a crowd.

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Landlubber!

Landlubber was a jeans and denim label, started in 1964 by the Hoffman Corporation of Boston. During the early 1970s, they were THE cool jeans to wear, both their bellbottom jeans and cute jean dresses and skirts. Supposedly Stevie Nicks and Robert Plant both wore them.The label was briefly relaunched in the early 1990s. They are now bought and sold on Esty and Ebay. Anyone still have their Landlubbers packed away in the attic?

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On the Lookout

I don't really know what's going on in this image. But it seems like it could be a pretty funny story.

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Tool Time

Bob and Gary were having a "water cooler" chat at work, trying to be secretive, but I overheard. Bob said to Gary that Dave, one of our co-workers, had built a homemade pillory in his garage. He would lock his naked wife in this DIY stock and then invite other men over. For $5 each, the men could do whatever they wanted. Get themselves off, or use a tool and try to get the naked and restrained wife off. Apparently, it was quite a cottage business.Just then, Deborah from accounting overheard and piped in: "That's disgusting and degrading. I should call the police and report him.""Why," asked B

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Hot for Teacher: Edna Krabable (part 3)

Edna Kabable and Seymour Skinner had a long on-and-off relationship. For Seymour it was a relationship with a woman besides his mother; for Edna, it was mostly not being alone. Edna had a wild side that Seymour have. To her, he was a little dull and boring, but at least he was willing to do along. For Seymour, however, it was much more of a romantic relationship in his mind. He adored Edna, and loved that she made his otherwise small world of Springfield Elementary. Edna and Seymour at Green Day concertEver since Edna dumped Skinner and took up with Ned Flanders, Seymour has be

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Tubing!

One of my favorite summer traditions: tubing down the Sandy or the Clakamas. Naked. Everyone else who's on the river seems to be in swim suits, as per the norm. But no one seems to care. In fact, I get quite a few hoots and hollers from drunk guys, and lots of "whoooo-hooo!" from their bikini-clad girlfriends (also very drunk). Technically, I don't think there is any ordinance prohibiting nudity. It's not really clear, some land is US Forest Service, some Oregon State Park, and much of it private. The homes are all perched on the cliffs, and I've never seen a homeowner from the rive

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Window light

Some say window light is the prettiest light of all. I agree.

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Hot for Teacher: Edna Krabable (part 2)

As Simpson's fans may recall, the Simpson's buy a hot tub at a home and garden show and take it home where they spend hours soaking.Homere and Marge loved to skinny dip in their tub--when they had a backyard pool for a bit, they skinny dipped in it. Since they were in their own back yard, they didn't think much about offending the nieghbor's. Flanders was their neighbor, and when he complained, they invited him over. Marge also invited Edna. Edna needed the relaxation, and since it was just the ladies, they didn't need suits.Except on afternoon, Ned arrived home early from the Leftorium,

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